Far from the Heartland but not far from the heart

Howdy y'all! Amelia E. Jones here! I'm off to World Academy W right now 'cause the boss is forcin' me to- but I don't think it'll be too bad. After all, I can handle anythang!

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Party? Party

een-zed:

farfromtheheartland:

I got the booze if y’all wanna bring food. 

It’d be much appreciated. I’m hungry.

Well, It’s not until later in the week, Miss Jones.

Do you like Rugby?

…wha’s not until later in the week?

Ahhh… is it anythang like baseball?

(via eenzed)

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Send me an extremely sexual message

andamericanhoney:

himapapaftw:

rainbowbloodandbitches:

corinblu:

splicermedic:

I wonder if anyone can get me to fluster again.

I doubt it.

Shouldnt Be That Hard 
You Guys Have Been Doing It All Night Anyways 

i’ll probably regret this

THINGS I NEVER GET

(via elizabetahedervary--hungary)

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Party? Party

I got the booze if y’all wanna bring food. 

It’d be much appreciated. I’m hungry.

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"I need to stop goin’ out on Sunday nights…" Amelia muttered as she made her way back up to her room, pressing against the wall to keep her balance.

Permalink all-american-blonde:

farfromtheheartland:

all-american-blonde:

…Oh god no.
Fine fine~ I guess I’ll stick with Amelia~ How booooooring. 

‘xactly.
Well it don’t gotta be Amelia, so long as it ain’t Amy. ‘Melia or Millie is fine- jus’ not Amy.

…Okay Millie it is! /ruffles hair/ 

/swats him away/ Yeah, yeah. Jus’ don’t go tellin’ everybody they can call me that.
Permalink Howdy y’all! Been awhile since I’ve seen most’a ya, so I ‘cided I ought’a great everyone, since all’a y’all are doin’ it too. 
So yeah, hey, nice to see everybody again.
Permalink all-american-blonde:

farfromtheheartland:

all-american-blonde:

farfromtheheartland:

all-american-blonde:

So let me get this straight. Mattie, Tomano-Romano, Artie, and Mini-Me- I mean Amy are here now?
Looks like I’m going to have to be extra awesome to make up for these guys.
Just kidding~ About time you guys got here! HI~ 
ooc: HI HI GUYS~ :D Welcome~
whatcomehitherface?Iseenone

…Don’t go bein’ a smart ass, Al. And don’t be callin’ me Amy, either.
OOC: Hello!

Hey it’s my nickname for you. I can call you what I want~ There are worse nicknames I can think of.

Yeah but ya know how much I hate that name. How’d ya like it if I started callin’ ya Fred instead of Al?

…Oh god no.
Fine fine~ I guess I’ll stick with Amelia~ How booooooring. 

'xactly.
Well it don’t gotta be Amelia, so long as it ain’t Amy. ‘Melia or Millie is fine- jus’ not Amy.